Why hi there! I'm Dandy Maloo! The most rootin tootinest horse around 🐱‍👓.

Theres a few things I like in life. Rootin, Tootin, Snax and cuddles with my mama.

Yes thats right I am world famous author of Have a rooting tootin christmas picturebook I wrote it one day when I thought about books and how cool it would be for me dandy maloo to have one so I wrote the book and printed it while thinking of snacks that I would get cause thats dandy maloo style eating snacks of plates and bowls and trays and floors.